Fuuuuuuuuck this movie was so so bad. Ugh. At first I was kind of stoked because it started off like a poor poor poor poor poor man’s version of Taken (one of my favorite movie’s ever) because Cage finds his daughter missing. Then his daughter’s body turns up dead, so it turns into a revenge movie. With a title like Rage you would think that it was be some Kill Bill crazy murderous Dad on a rampage shit, but it was honestly just really boring. Total dog shit.
The silver lining? We got two AMAZING Cage flip outs!
EPIC CAGE FLIP OUT TALLY: 53
You guys, the bad movies are really wearing on me. It has to get better at some point. It just has to…
Next up is Outcast!