Day 54: Trespass

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It’s not getting better. It’s not getting better AT ALL. Nicole Kidman happened. I have a serious personal problem with Nicole Kidman:

Back in 2002 I lived in New York and worked as a cashier at Barney’s. There was a belt they were selling that I really wanted to buy but obviously couldn’t afford, so I was saving up all of my bonuses I got for scamming rich folk into opening Barney’s credit cards, and when I raised enough credits that belt was mine! I was only $10 away from my goal, and all I needed to do was open one more credit card, but when I showed up to work all of the sales staff sadly broke the news to me: that BITCH Nicole Kidman came in and bought my belt that morning! She probably wore it once then threw it in the corner of her closet. I may forgive her now, but I will NEVER forget!!

So not only was Cage co-staring with Nicole Kidman for his first time, but this movie was just terrible. I can best describe it as the poor poor poor man’s version of Funny Games, which was actually an awesome thriller. Like Seeking Justice, this movie was a total basic bitch.

Next up is Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, ya’ll! We have had 5 really bad movies in a row, it can only go up from here, riiiiiight?!

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