Welcome to the first edition of Caaaaaage in Paradise!!! After a long day of laying around drinking rum on the beach I ended my day with some Season of the Witch. This movie sure did suck some balls. The silver lining? Cage looks identical to his character in the last movie, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. I think he just grew his hair out and knocked out two crappy movies back to back while he had the locks!
Cage plays a crusader who deserts his post because he didn’t like killing women and children, then he gets roped into transporting a witch across the mid evil lands. But there’s a twist! She’s not a witch, she’s a demon! Gasp!!
All of the action scenes looked like really low quality CG images, it was the quality of James Bond Goldeneye on the N64. Not that I’m knocking that game, it took up about 90% of my childhood!
Two bad Cage movies in a row makes me want to bark rainbows, like I did today in Hawaii!
Let’s hope Drive Angry is an improvement!