WE DID IT!!!! 70 MOVIES!!!
IT’S HERE!!! THE LAST OF THE CAGE MOVIES!!! I HAVE WATCHED 70 FUCKING NICOLAS CAGE MOVIES IN A ROW!!!
VICTORY IS SO SO SWEET!!
I don’t care that this movie was a very poor mans version of Insidious, I’m just so happy that I made it past the finish line in one piece.
I’m actually a huge horror movie fan, I’ve seen most all of the good, I’ve seen all of the bad. This one has its jump out of your skin moments, but I didn’t lose any sleep over it. I will tell you that it was great watching Cage in a really cheesy scary movie. He’s had some spookyish things like The Wicker Man and 8mm, but neither of those felt like your typical cheesball scary movie. I was just glad that the last movie at least held my attention, this week was bruuuutal. It could have been a much worse ending to the series, I was actually grateful to watch some stupid brain candy like this!
Well, that’s it!! I’m done!!! The next time I watch a Cage movie it will be in the movie theater, and you better fucking believe I’ll be there for opening day for every single one of them.
NEVER FORGET YOUR ABCs: ALWAYS BE CAGING!!